DIY

What's a Tuft fracture of a finger?

I don't have a Colle's or a Barton's either.

The Art of Deception

So this is where he has been all this while – MASquerading as a registered accupuncturist and TCM physician somewhere in the heartlands of Singapore.

Photo by Jonk

PSLE, O Levels, A Levels

EOPT (Surgery)

Where the sun don't shine..

The Colorectal Surgeon Song

Enjoy this cute simple ditty with a catchy tune and sweet two-part harmony (:
Thanks for the heads up Kaiping (:

We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine
Respect the colorectal surgeon
It's a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let's all do the finger wave

When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks
Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows...
He'll get you in the end!

Why be a colorectal surgeon?
It's one of those mysterious things.
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?

When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand;
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
But do you mind? We don't shake hands."

He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz
Oh but he never thought of psychology
Though he read passages.
A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play,
But this is not quite what he meant...
By eighteen holes a day!

Praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!

Dispose all sharps..

'Scissors' are sharps too..

(They're actually a pair of tongs to retriever items from inside the sharps box. This stems from a joke between Pravin and myself regarding the disposal of sharps..)

Uncyclopedia

Check this out.

Irrelevant. Irreverent. Irrigation.

Facebook Anthem

Amir 'Ahman' Tan shared this with me, and it's very true.
Study hard. Facebook. Face the books, i mean.

We don't need no terrorists.. Hanging around!

As you all know, we  are to be vigilant regarding the recently escaped terrorist, Mas Selamat bin Kastari. He had escaped the Whitley Road Detention centre last week, on the pretext of taking a wee.

Here's a public service flyer to aid us in our lookout for the fugitive on the run:

Related Articles:

http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2486

"Toilet Break", from http://blog.simplyjean.com/2008/02/29/toilet-break-4-mas-limping-terrorist-selamat/

"Escaped Terrorist Spotter", from http://www.talkingcock.com

Yellow

This is totally random! Blame Siva for getting me into the mama movement..

Microbiology

Ethics: doing the right thing, not doing things right

Sometimes we have to make a stand, even though others may be doing otherwise.

Frivolous but Cool/Funny..

1500 Harddisks


Rubber Band Gun


Retaraded Chinese "Board Game"


Take photo with or without flash?

Slack la

"Since they pretend to pay me, I will pretend to do work." - Anonymous

Haha. That's something I read on an MSN nick.

Anyway, backlog of photos from the debates will be up when I have time. 

I'm taking a break from taking photographs.. for a while.

And no, I'm not hinting at anything with that quote, unless you'd really like to contribute to the upkeep of my equipment! (:

Rugby is a pain..

in the _ _ _.

We didn't just kick it in rugby alright..

We gave a complimentary rectal examination.

The Med-Law Rugby Challenge

Medicine 26 - 5 Law

See photographs from RUGBY.

See photographs from SOCCER.

Free.. Your.. Schedule..

MEDICAMP 07 - MedTV

4 More Days to MedTV!
Medicamp | Aloha Changi | 16 - 19 July 07.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

This was sent to me by my junior, the week we were studying for our CA2s 

Ali G speaks to doctors..

For real?

Idealism..

I was talking to my good friend, let's call her 'XXX' okay (:
So I was telling her that I'd not seen her in a very long time.
She told me we'd meet soon if I were going down to school to help with Med Rag, and that she'll ACTUALLY be in school on MONDAY!!
Read on..

XXX says: (11:46:46 PM)
aww :) haha i'll seeya soon hopefully!u helping out w rag anytime?

XXX says (11:47:10 PM)
i'll prob b going down on mon afternoon and then head for the medsoc feedback session cos the issues seem quite interesting :)

XXX says: (11:47:12 PM)
haha

JONK says: (11:47:42 PM)
aiyah you

JONK says: (11:47:47 PM)
mediterranean dinner right?

JONK says: (11:47:49 PM)
tsk.

XXX says: (11:47:53 PM)
HAHA YA!

XXX says: (11:47:55 PM)
hahahaha :)

XXX says: (11:47:56 PM)
go la!hee


Bless her good heart (:

Anyway, for those going down to represent us M1s at the feedback session, THANK YOU SO MUCH! I was planning to go down, but I'm only free after 6pm, and figured it'd be too much trouble for me to rush down to NUS (during rush-hour of all times).. The buffet sounds good though (:

Thanks to all those coming down to help MED RAG 07! And for the wonderful bunch of OGLs who came down for Pre-Camp. Medicamp's gona be real havoc.

laughter is the best medicine..

Here's something I read today in Reader's Digest, which I'll share with you all:

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"I'll need to make a correction on the death certificate I handed you," my colleague told the nurse. "I realised I made an embarassing mistake."

"Sure, and what would that mistake be?" The nurse queried.

"I had signed it in a hurry, and failed to realised that I wrote my name under 'Cause of Death'."

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And another one.

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I was rostered to pilot a plane, which turned out to be an overbooked flight. To counter this problem, our airline decided to offer two volunteers free hotel accommodation, meal vouchers, and tickets for the next morning if they would decide to opt out of this flight. However, none of the restless passengers would do so, after the announcement had been made.

I decided to try some levity in this situation and spoke over the PA, "If it may help you in your decision, I'm not a very good pilot."

A voice shouted from behind the plane, "THEN YOU GET OFF!"

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Cheers (: Happy holidays.

How to find out if you are indeed an M2 now and NO LONGER an M1.

Instructions
1. Go to the Anatomy Museum.
2. Tap your matric card.
3. If your access is denied because there is "No such user", then you don't belong to M1 anymore!