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Hello all. E here, your resident free thinker. Bringing you a post at 2 bally 30 am in the morning. The word "bally" was originally the f word, but I guess you can't swear too much as a doctor.

Oh wait. This blog's name is "I do solemnly swear." So I guess we should all start swearing more. And speaking of this blog - thanks for the four people who set it up. I like the template. Neat and good, though could someone please correct the seemingly faulty formatting a little? It looks a little bastardised, though it could just be Mozilla Firefox with sand up its vagina. Also, my HTML sucks major polar bear rocks.

Now I did promise to start swearing more. I shall make my first oath, and that is not to use the word "nice" as far as possible. I'm no Mr. Thesaurus or grammar nazi, but there's just so many other words in the English language to describe something. "Nice" is just too innocuous.

Let me just go on record to say that Jonk is funky. Lif is sporty.

Ach, I can't think of anymore to say. At 2.30 am, the creative juices don't flow well.

However, One Last Word: Jonk, don't sound so melancholy. It's almost as if we're hanging up our stethoscopes and retiring gracefully as old farts. Uni life is probably going to be the best time of my life. Maybe it could be yours, wonderful as sec sch and JC could have already been. :) And - even though E can be very stupid - there's still enough time between memorising the action of muscles and biochemical pathways for self-reflection.

Yup.

O will you look at the time.

-E