Of Xinglish and Sivaism..

Xinglish as defined by the quintessential remaks of LXR (we shall keep her identity as just that for now)..
Yesterday was the inaugural XR Day. We shall present you a few of her quotables.

"Yay! The book is going to out soon!"
- on learning that the next instalment of Harry Potter is releasing soon.

"You are bad english!"
- 'nuff said.

"How many foods are there left?"
- on her dinner propositions.

"I want mee goreng but no soup!"
- not realising that mee goreng does not have soup.

(in a prank SMS) "I love you! Tonight want to come into my bed."
- to Siva using Thammy's phone


Sivaism entails the making of run-on remarks or making puns on words with the things your friends say, and classicly preceeds the famous "tong-chang", as characerised by Siva himself. Aside from that, anything stupid that Siva says can be takaen to be a Sivaism.

"In the absence of 5-alpha-reductase, testosterone will be converted to breast."
- don't worry. we still have 4 days to get it right.